January 2010
14 posts
Oh Thank God. I wanted to repink my labia. →
A new episode of my podcast everyone!
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Sleeping Talking Man →
An account of a man who talks in his sleep. A few of my favorites:
“I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”
“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”
“My snorkle! My snorkle! Judge won’t like it if I don’t have my snorkle! You PLANT it… Don’t...
I bet that last post gets me LOTS of followers
Guys…my life is boring…even in internet standards.
Bad Paintings of Barack Obama →
I thought today was going to be bad. Until I saw this and I’m picking myself up a little.
Action Park →
I would have given anything to attend this frightening death trap of an amusement park. Just to take pictures of the children crying and eat funnel cake. Oh the funnel cake.
The park had an enclosed looping water slide. That can’t be legal.