Diana Leopard Wright

danforth:

“I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they still work. The women, though, they’re all ‘crazy.’ I have a suspicion — and hear me out, because this is a rough one — that the definition of “crazy” in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.”

—Tina Fey in The New Yorker

Most of the time, woman are either bitches or crazy and then a small percentage of the time, we are crazy bitches.