An account of a man who talks in his sleep. A few of my favorites:
“I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.”
“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”
“My snorkle! My snorkle! Judge won’t like it if I don’t have my snorkle! You PLANT it… Don’t want baby snorkles.”
“Robots making sweets? But they’ve got no taste buds! Metal smarties.”
